मुल्ला नसरुद्दीन के किस्से व हास्य-रहस्य

CHAPTER 1. 95. "And now I want you boys to tell me who wrote 'Hamlet'?" asked the superintendent. "P-p-please, Sir," replied a frightened boy, "it – it was not me." That same evening the superintendent was talking to his host, Mulla Nasrudin. The superintendent said: "A most amusing thing happened today. I was questioning the class over at the school, and I asked a boy who wrote 'Hamlet' He answered tearfully, 'P-p-please, Sir, it – it was not me!" After loud and prolonged laughter, Mulla Nasrudin said: "THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, AND I SUPPOSE THE LITTLE RASCAL HAD DONE IT ALL THE TIME!" 96. Mulla Nasrudin was chatting with an acquaintance at a cocktail party. "Whenever I see you," said the Mulla, "I always think of Joe Wilson." "That's funny," his acquaintance said, "I am not at all like Joe Wilson." "OH, YES, YOU ARE," said Nasrudin. "YOU BOTH OWE ME 100. 97. Once Mulla Nasrudin was asked what he considered to be a perfect audience. "Oh, to me," said Nasrudin, "the perfect audience is one that is well educated, highly intelligent – AND JUST A LITTLE BIT DRUNK." 98. One night Mulla Nasrudin came home to his wife with lipstick on his collar. "Where did you get that?" she asked. "From my maid?" "No," said the Mulla. "From my dressmaker?" snapped his wife. "NO," said Nasrudin indignantly. "DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE ANY FRIENDS OF MY OWN?" 99. 202 (Jokes of Mulla Nasrudin) 27 Osho