मुल्ला नसरुद्दीन के किस्से व हास्य-रहस्य

CHAPTER 1. Sympathetic friend: "Why does she sit up that late?" Nasrudin: "WAITING FOR ME TO COME HOME." 145. "Mulla, did your father leave much money when he died?" "NO," said Mulla Nasrudin, "NOT A CENT. IT WAS THIS WAY. HE LOST HIS HEALTH GETTING WEALTHY, THEN HE LOST HIS WEALTH TRYING TO GET HEALTHY." 146. Mulla Nasrudin, a mental patient, was chatting with the new superintendent at the state hospital. "We like you a lot better than we did the last doctor," he said. The new superintendent was obviously pleased. "And would you mind telling me why?" he asked. "OH, SOMEHOW YOU JUST SEEM SO MUCH MORE LIKE ONE OF US," said Nasrudin. 147. Mulla Nasrudin: "How much did you pay for that weird-looking hat?" Wife: "It was on sale, and I got it for a song." Nasrudin "WELL, IF I HADN'T HEARD YOU SING. I'D SWEAR YOU HAD BEEN CHEATED." 148. Mulla Nasrudin was a hypochondriac He has been pestering the doctors of his town to death for years. Then one day, a young doctor, just out of the medical school moved to town. Mulla Nasrudin was one of his first patients. "I have heart trouble," the Mulla told him. And then he proceeded to describe in detail a hundred and one symptoms of all sorts of varied ailments. When he was through he said, "It is heart trouble, isn't it?" "Not necessarily," the young doctor said. "You have described so many symptoms that you might well have something else wrong with you." "HUH," snorted Mulla Nasrudin "YOU HAVE YOUR NERVE. A YOUNG DOCTOR, JUST OUT OF SCHOOL, DISAGREEING WITH AN EXPERIENCED INVALID LIKE ME." 149. 202 (Jokes of Mulla Nasrudin) 38 Osho