मुल्ला नसरुद्दीन के किस्से व हास्य-रहस्य

CHAPTER 1. "MY DEAR, I HAD ACCEPTED HIM THE NIGHT BEFORE." 18. "What do you want with your old letters?" the girl asked her ex-boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin. "I have given you back your ring. Do you think I am going to use your letters to sue you or something?" "OH, NO," said Nasrudin, "IT'S NOT THAT. I PAID A FELLOW TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS TO WRITE THEM FOR ME AND I MAY WANT TO USE THEM OVER AGAIN." 19. Mulla Nasrudin said to his girlfriend. "What do you say we do something different tonight, for a change?" "O.K.," she said. "What do you suggest?" "YOU TRY TO KISS ME," said Nasrudin, "AND I WILL SLAP YOUR FACE!" 20. "What's the best way to teach a girl to swim?" a friend asked Mulla Nasrudin. "First you put your left arm around her waist," said the Mulla. "Then you gently take her left hand and..." "She's my sister," interrupted the friend. "OH, THEN PUSH HER OFF THE DOCK," said Nasrudin. 21. "There just is not any justice in this world," said Mulla Nasrudin to a friend. "I used to be a 97-pound weakling, and whenever I went to the beach with my girl, this big 197-pound bully came over and kicked sand in my face. I decided to do something about it, so I took a weight-lifting course and after a while I weighed 197 pounds." "So what happened?" his friend asked. "WELL, AFTER THAT," said Nasrudin, "WHENEVER I WENT TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL, A 257-POUND BULLY KICKED SAND IN MY FACE." 22. "Dorothy, your boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin, seems very bashful," said Mama to her daughter. "Bashful!" echoed the daughter, "bashful is no name for it." 202 (Jokes of Mulla Nasrudin) 9 Osho